Clay Jones for July 08, 2020

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    Daeder  almost 4 years ago

    Kanye is more of a stable genius than what we’ve got now.

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    DD Wiz Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    So far for 2020 we are living through the Civil War (KKKonfederate flags and statues), Spanish Flu (another pandemic), Great Depression (economic collapse), Civil Rights movement (civil unrest in support of racial justice), Watergate (unprecedented presidential corruption) and the Dust Bowl (Saharan dust storms arriving in America) … ALL AT THE SAME TIME!

    And now … KANYE WEST RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT?

    Oh boy, just what we needed — another reality-disconnected “reality” “star” trying to run for president.

    The good news? Kanye West is NOT running for president.

    No, I’m not calling him a liar, or accusing him of just trying to drum up some publicity to burnish the brand, though I wouldn’t rule that out. I think that, right now, today, he fully intends to run. But while Kanye is not nearly as mean-spirited or maliciously evil — or a traitor to Russia — in the same way that Trump is, he has at least as short of an attention span and the same distorted sense of reality.

    Kanye can’t run because the logistics simply don’t allow it.

    He is too late to try for a major party nomination, and to run as an independent he would need to go state-by-state to get his name on the ballots of all fifty states and the District of Columbia. The filing deadlines in several states have already passed, and the rest are due in August or September.

    Even if Kanye had the capacity to organize a field operation on the scale that it would take to obtain tens of thousands of signatures in scores of states, which he doesn’t, he doesn’t have the time. Even a top-rate campaign strategist with the best possible field operation would find the task likely impossible. For someone as disorganized and unfocused as Kanye, the chance is less than zero.

    But it does present some much-needed comic relief and, hey, the brand name gets a boost.

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    Concretionist  almost 4 years ago

    For me, this doesn’t make it worse. But then “weirder” and “worse” aren’t synonyms in my lexicon.

    Besides, if he actually pulls any votes at all, it will have to be from the “truly whacko” bloc, and in 2016, most of them voted for the Orange Mistake.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Remember when some crazy reality tv host came down an escalator and said some crazy sh#t while announcing his run for the presidency? We all had a good laugh.

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    sevaar777  almost 4 years ago

    Gamma irradiated Gopher for President in 2020! I’m going to get a t-shirt with a hulked out green gopher with that slogan.

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    The Love of Money is . . .  almost 4 years ago

    High level G.O.P. are holding secret meetings how to convince him to run as a Democrat since he’s Black and I’m going to corner the market on tinfoil to make hats. How do I start a Go Fund Me to start getting money? Not for Kanye, for the tinfoil.

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    LookingGlass Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Kanye West as the president AND Kim Kardashian as the First Lady??

    Need I say more??

    /snark/

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    kingrodeca  almost 4 years ago

    It strikes me as a very poor attempt to draw black votes away from Biden, but West is so out of touch with black voters this is not a serious ploy.

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    Ontman  almost 4 years ago

    tRump says Kanye is gearing up for 2024.

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    rlaker22j  almost 4 years ago

    send in the clowns

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    William Bednar Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Kanye running for President? To quote a famous nut, “What do you have to lose?”.

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    rossevrymn  almost 4 years ago

    Basically

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    nednewbie  almost 4 years ago

    Even the gamma gophers know how unstable K is :-D

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    Ally2005  almost 4 years ago

    My backyard squirrel has a better foreign and domestic policy than the Gamma GOPhers, Trump and Kanye put together.

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    kballweg Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Gee I wonder which publicity seeking narcissist is dropping an album soon, and hasn’t even taken any steps to actually get on any ballots?

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    ferddo  almost 4 years ago

    Sad that the office of POTUS has become focused upon freak shows…

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    Jujeebean  almost 4 years ago

    https://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/wireStory/kanye-west-breaks-trump-claims-2020-run-stunt-71677072 Nothing else needs to be said.

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