Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for July 12, 2020

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    Tigressy  almost 4 years ago

    Tony asked, about 2 hours ago

    Girl or boy or other?

    Grown-up woman.

    Maria won’t do that when she’s my age.

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 4 years ago

    In one episode of anime “Clannad”, Nagisa thought she’d take the initiative of leading the date with Tomoya because she’s older than him (which she really is by a year).

    I’m also reminded of the Shel Silverstein poem “Ladies First” in which the protagonist girl said ladies should go first for everything (including to be eaten by a cannibal).

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    Auntie Socialist  almost 4 years ago

    “Ladies First”! That way you get a great view and, if she loses her balance, a chance to cop a feel

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Two on a log? Not smart.

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    nosirrom  almost 4 years ago

    Don’t be upset, Elliot. Maria will show you where the landmines are.

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    Plods with ...™  almost 4 years ago

    Tween boys are dumb. Their frontal lobes are made of pork steak.

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    KEA  almost 4 years ago

    That must reverse once they’re past 21

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    Plods with ...™  almost 4 years ago

    Nein, aber ich verstehe ein wenig

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