Jeff Danziger for June 28, 2020

…the biggest pickle any of us had ever been in!…

Say, are the players going to be wearing masks out on the field??

Good thing they’re not playing touch football.

How Blernsball evolved…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQF8rQaIjUE

Oh crap. Sports is coming back. Mindless idiots on TV, jabbering about clowns throwing a ball around.

And return of a real sport, Hockey. So, maybe we’re OK.

Been a baseball fan since ‘63, really couldn’t care anymore after the behavior of the players and owners during the COVFEFE-45 pandemic. Baseball, though, isn’t looking at old foges like me for their future and I don’t know many young folk who have a love of the game.

Need to change the rules…. and make the game interesting. New rule: You must throw the ball and hit the runner and it must be a firm hit a graze does not count. A runner hit while not on a base is out.

Where’s all that advertising money going to go without televised baseball ? Back on billboards across America ? Maybe corporate America could sponsor a homeless shelter . . . without picture ads or slogans on the walls.

This lack of sports is brought to you by that guy in the WH that covered up just like the Chinese did with Covid. And now we’re at the epicenter of the pandemic. Plus the current spike in infection is all so that Dump can boost the economy and get himself re-elected. Sad.

Baseball is fun if you’re playing it yourself, otherwise it’s like watching paint dry. Apologies to all fans, just my experience and opinion.

“Professional Sports”… YAWN!!

In these treacherous modern times, one thing and one thing only can save us: CALVINBALL!

Good one Jeff; LOLOL

And the suicide squeeze is…. illegal?

Sport, Sport, masculine sport.

Equips a young man for society.

Yes, sport turns out a jolly good sort.

It’s an odd boy who doesn’t like sport.

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Bonzo Dog Band

It was a home run until the review process found the runner did not say excuse me while sliding into home base.

Where’s Hobbes?