Rubes by Leigh Rubin for June 30, 2020

Can’t decide if this is funny or not.

A pleasure to meet you!!

Comrade virus.

It is funny in a Rubes’ sort of way. Surreal probably sums it up.

the individual virus guys are really really stupid……they buy into their leader’s rantings and then proceed to infect

humans only to kill the same organism that was keeping them alive.

they went down with the ship

Social justice virus

Then how you gonna spread?

Ironic that the very thing that helps humans, keeping at least 6’/2 m apart, weakens the viruses when they try the same thing.

Great news. We’re going viral.

If the virus particles can do 6-foot-or-more “social distancing”, wouldn’t that mean that they can jump the gap between people who are doing such distancing?

We wish you would.

Funny!

I wish they were that big… then all we’d have to do is squish them.