The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for June 28, 2022
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Transcript:
Woman: Did you get some nice Christmas gifts, Evelyn? Evelyn: A couple, but I got some awful ones, too! Woman: Me, too! Who would want these things? Look - a trivet with "I Love Kitties!" printed on it! Evelyn: Well... look at this, Gladys! A plastic Venus de Milo with a clock in her stomach! Woman: Hmm.... want to trade for the cat trivet? Evelyn: Absolutely, girl! More tea?
LeftCoastKen Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I thought it was going to be that each of them had given that gift to the other …
Meg: All Seriousness Aside almost 2 years ago
One woman’s trash is another woman’s treasure.
Actually, this just shows they each have bad taste, just in different ways.
FassEddie almost 2 years ago
I was looking for the Venus DeMilo trivet.
Too gauche? Well, they used to sell them in the Louvre shop!
JP Steve Premium Member almost 2 years ago
On the Xth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me a statue of a naked lady with a clock where her stomach ought to be… …..Alan Sherman.