Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for July 26, 2020

Two’s all you need, Satch!

Will Satch fall for another of Bucky’s lame brained schemes?

Satch, 1) pick ball 1 and 2) pick ball 2 and 3) pick up Bucky and throw him out the window!! Big win for you!!

The next game should be Russian roulette. Satchel wants to win so badly, so let him pay $1 for extra bullets to increases his chances to win. I’d love for Satchel to win too, so I’d gladly spring for a few extra chances for him!

There is the same (well to 6 decimal places) chance of winning Bucky’s lottery as there is of winning the real one….

Poor Satchel

Time for Pinkish to save Satchel’s buns !

Every time I see some poor soul forking out a lot of cash at the local convenience store for Lotto tickets & “Scratch offs”, I will remember that Bucky was ahead of his time.

It is nice to see that Satchel can count.

After reading this strip, my state became VERY interested in Bucky’s new lottery format…

This is gambling reduced to a level even Satchel can understand

I only kind of scratched the card, I’ll “kind of” give you money. If the balls are numbered, 1 + 2 = 3, Satchel would win every time. If I were him I would double or nothing the card scratch, make himself an easy $20.00 bucks.

Bucky’s revealed the truth in all gambling…it’s a sucker bet.

It reminds me of a Matt Groening “Life in Hell” comic from 1989. The store I ran had a lottery machine and this was posted prominently on the side.https://twitter.com/johnnymetro/status/687702615950360576/photo/1

I wonder what Bucky needs the money for?

Not too far from reality.

They don’t build those fancy casinos off of the winners. :-)

Someone needs to call the Bunco Squad on the Buckster!