Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for June 02, 2020

Having had this type of injury, I can relate.

Or a boat payment.

Then it’s just a little green-stick fracture. With medical costs up, a bad one would have him thinking new house.

I am reminded of a cartoon I saw years ago……man in dentists chair with dentist saying to nurse: “Call the Mercedes dealer and tell him I will be able to afford to upgrade to the deluxe model after all.”

Enter the gopher. This is the 40th anniversary of Caddyshack, after all.

And that statement is “I’m switching doctors bad”!

So, the doctor is into self-torture too!

Ooh, not just the latest putter, eh?

So that’s how they arrive at a price. I get it now.

“Of course he’s honest.” Shades of Hoyt Axton.

Many doctors these days work for a paycheck. Just saying.

Not so bad then.. it gets serious when it’s the price of a boat.. and really serious when it’s a condo with a view.

Just a little fractured humor.

Too bad you didn’t fracture an arm, too; I could use a new bag and cleats.

Must be a third world sh!thole country without national health/single payer.