Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for May 28, 2020

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 4 years ago

    The only phone number I’ve been able to memorize is — aside from my own — is my father’s cell phone number.

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    GROG Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    I sometimes have problems remembering my own phone number, never mind anyone else’s.

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    Tigressy  almost 4 years ago

    Tony asked, about 5 hours ago

    Ya feel me?

    Nope; I keep my distance.

    Are they free of chargers in that store?

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    rhtatro  almost 4 years ago

    Only telemarketers do that.

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    Sanspareil  almost 4 years ago

    Pete is denser than I thought!

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    basspro  almost 4 years ago

    This guy is a complete moron. I’m not sure of the difference between a complete or incomplete one but he certainly qualifies in either category.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Wearing a mask….

    but borrowing his cell phone??

    The one item he holds in his hands, just inches from his face….

    and breathes on and talks towards, with his mask off?

     

    And he thinks it’s OK to let you hold it, and talk on it, no doubt without your mask muffling it….

    so you can get your breath, and maybe some cough droplets, all over it too!

    What a great idea for both of you.

     

    A little unclear on the concept.

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    Auntie Socialist  almost 4 years ago

    Modern problems…

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    Knightman Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    No Tony I don’t!!!

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    cuzinron47  almost 4 years ago

    How inconvenient.

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