Brevity by Dan Thompson for May 28, 2020

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    Quantum Leaper  almost 4 years ago

    3 minute or over easy?

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    He will crack Dumpty up, but the yolk will be on him.

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    jpayne4040  almost 4 years ago

    Literally if he can get Dumpty all scrambled up on the mat!

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    Chithing Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    C’mon bruiser, say something stupid. I like a little cheese with my egg.

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    scote1379 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Would you like toast with your egg?

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    J Quest  almost 4 years ago

    Is it better to be punched or poached?

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    distortion  almost 4 years ago

    Deviled.

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    joyridehawk  almost 4 years ago

    Humpty is going to get cracked right in the mouth

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    Jeffin Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    I ditn’t scramble my words, fool.

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    Nachikethass  almost 4 years ago

    Depends on the fall!

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    Zebrastripes  almost 4 years ago

    He’s a poacher so, literally….

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    amxchester  almost 4 years ago

    Yes!

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    Leojim  almost 4 years ago
    easy there bud, they don’t call him Humpty for nothing!
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    P51Strega  almost 4 years ago

    Don’t be fooled by appearance, once Humpty goes into his shell, he’s tough egg to crack. And if he gets his famous “egg roll” going, bruiser, it’s you that’ll have egg on your face.

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