CUTE
“Y..yes’m…”
The KJV Bible mistranslated the Greek word “ketos” large fish as “whale” in Matthew 12:40. Jonah 2:17 has the Lord preparing a “large fish” (dhag in Hebrew) to swallow Jonah. Pastor Present is correct.
It’s a story that makes a point. I have no idea why so many fundamentalists think there’s something wrong with that.
Poor Rufus ;-)
Henny Youngman, 1968
An often invoked pastoral maxim. But a good one, nonetheless!
Doesn’t the Bible say that after three days, the fish spit him out onto dry land? Or am I mistaken?
“Haha, I’m going to Heaven but you’re not! Burn in hellfire!” Nice message, you benevolent-looking pastor.
DaJellyBelly almost 4 years ago
CUTE
Dirty Dragon almost 4 years ago
“Y..yes’m…”
Joe-AllenDoty Premium Member almost 4 years ago
The KJV Bible mistranslated the Greek word “ketos” large fish as “whale” in Matthew 12:40. Jonah 2:17 has the Lord preparing a “large fish” (dhag in Hebrew) to swallow Jonah. Pastor Present is correct.
Ignatz Premium Member almost 4 years ago
It’s a story that makes a point. I have no idea why so many fundamentalists think there’s something wrong with that.
Don Bagert Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Poor Rufus ;-)
oakie817 almost 4 years ago
Henny Youngman, 1968
BlitzMcD almost 4 years ago
An often invoked pastoral maxim. But a good one, nonetheless!
JPuzzleWhiz almost 4 years ago
Doesn’t the Bible say that after three days, the fish spit him out onto dry land? Or am I mistaken?
Airboy20 almost 4 years ago
“Haha, I’m going to Heaven but you’re not! Burn in hellfire!” Nice message, you benevolent-looking pastor.