Hand her the pizza thru the slot. Then back away slowly then turn and run like hell.
Someone has been alone too long.
I see that delivery guy seems to be sweating, is it because of the heat of the outfit or because of the person behind the door?
She nailed it. It’s the isolation and of course being single.
“Oh, I don’t have any money. How can I ever make it up to you?”
“For get it lady, here’s your pizza.”
“Oh, so Romantic! …I think I’m swooning!”
It’s why I stopped delivering pizzas.
Oh the stories delivery men can tell…
Ew. Creepy
I thought a dog was delivering pizza for a minute there.
Wow! Looks like I’ve taken the wrong career path.
Wulff & Morgenthaler
allen@home about 4 years ago
Hand her the pizza thru the slot. Then back away slowly then turn and run like hell.
wiatr about 4 years ago
Someone has been alone too long.
juncarlo about 4 years ago
I see that delivery guy seems to be sweating, is it because of the heat of the outfit or because of the person behind the door?
Aussie Down Under about 4 years ago
She nailed it. It’s the isolation and of course being single.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 4 years ago
“Oh, I don’t have any money. How can I ever make it up to you?”
“For get it lady, here’s your pizza.”
dwane.scoty1 about 4 years ago
“Oh, so Romantic! …I think I’m swooning!”
Imagine about 4 years ago
It’s why I stopped delivering pizzas.
Zebrastripes about 4 years ago
Oh the stories delivery men can tell…
Plods with ...™ about 4 years ago
Ew. Creepy
Another Take about 4 years ago
I thought a dog was delivering pizza for a minute there.
syzygy47 about 4 years ago
Wow! Looks like I’ve taken the wrong career path.