Oh good grief! What kind of care can we expect from an ER that keeps banker’s hours?
I’m not a medical whiz, but somehow I think Sopapillia is going to need more than a general practitioner with a head mirror on his melon.
Mayhap a thoracic surgeon, an anesthesiologist, a bevy of surgical nurses, several pints of typed blood and a specialist to treat the global toxemia she is about to suffer from her untreated for at least an hour perforated bowels.
Not to mention the phalanx of myrmidons necessary to quiz R.J. about Sopapillia’s prior medical history, her health insurance, whether or not she is an organ donor or a no code and to print out and put the little plastic bracelet around Sopapillia’s wrist before they will allow her out of admitting and actually let her see an M.D.
How is Rip going to resolve all this from long distance?
ericbrower about 4 years ago
Um, RJ? I think she was requesting medical help? Like, immediately?
bytebot-gocomics about 4 years ago
Oh good grief! What kind of care can we expect from an ER that keeps banker’s hours?
I’m not a medical whiz, but somehow I think Sopapillia is going to need more than a general practitioner with a head mirror on his melon.
Mayhap a thoracic surgeon, an anesthesiologist, a bevy of surgical nurses, several pints of typed blood and a specialist to treat the global toxemia she is about to suffer from her untreated for at least an hour perforated bowels.
Not to mention the phalanx of myrmidons necessary to quiz R.J. about Sopapillia’s prior medical history, her health insurance, whether or not she is an organ donor or a no code and to print out and put the little plastic bracelet around Sopapillia’s wrist before they will allow her out of admitting and actually let her see an M.D.
How is Rip going to resolve all this from long distance?
Brian Premium Member about 4 years ago
Will Rip walk RJ through emergency surgery? Will cops respond to the alarm? Will Jenkins show up? Tune in tomorrow!
Major Matt Mason Premium Member about 4 years ago
Ka-MAYDAY!
Chithing Premium Member about 4 years ago
Call a surgeon, RJ. They’re probably teleworking anyway.
superdbs about 4 years ago
RJ’s going to have to take that bullet out himself. Get the whiskey and a stick to bite on!
tad1 about 4 years ago
KA-EMERGENCY!
tad1 about 4 years ago
I hope Sopapilla pulls through.
Dragoncat about 4 years ago
Don’t tell me the medical staff went to the My Little Pony Festival…
ars731 about 4 years ago
I’m going to punch the bullets out! It doesnt work like that.. PUNCHING SOLVES EVERYTHING!