Drew Sheneman for April 08, 2020

Try some Hydroxychlorocyanide in your diet coke, Donny boy, I heard it stops vile infections cold.

I thought we had too many leeches as it is. Republican parasites.

Says the biggest leech of all, whose golf getaways have cost us 279 times his salary ($139.5M). So far.

Leeches might work . . . they might not . . . but just make sure you don’t share leeches.

I didn’t know that the Stable Genius had invested heavily in leech farms!

Everything about screams, “Charlatan!”

Everything about him says “Charmin”—or at least, what Charmin is used to clean up……

The physicians need to try “cupping” and “purging” on Donnie John to see if they can’t release the “ill humors” he harbors – after all that therapy was “fit for a King (George III)”! For God’s sake, though, don’t try leeches on him, – his tainted blood would probably kill innocent leeches, and what had they ever done to US?

(of course, they’d probably refuse to feed on him – professional courtesy, you know!)

Can you say “Hannibal Lecher’s lecherous leeches” three times really fast?