Bad Machinery by John Allison for January 14, 2022

So many promises to break.

Why did you sit there to begin with, Blossom?

Blossom and Tuan appear to have been destroyed inside by the disgrace. Shauna is terrified of the consequences….. I love how full of tension this page is!

Admittedly, I’m not theological expert, but I don’t think God normally would respond well to you praying for help in getting away with violating one of those “Ten Commandments” thingies, Shauna. (Though that Old Testament God could be pretty hardcore sometimes, so… one never knows.) (And if it’s the same God as in Dinosaur Comics… well, all bets are off, probably.)

I’d think God’ll take your side in this Shauna, considering that you weren’t wrong about it being a bit more Blossom’s fault than your own. Plus, there IS the whole self-defense argument to made, because that was definitely true too. Granted, it’ll only go so far if you’re the only one who will testify of that…but this is God we’re talking about, so…

How’d they get locked in? Aren’t there supposed to be crash bars for people to escape in case of fire?

Some onion therapy should fix him right up.

OOOOOEEEEEEEOOOOOO, isn’t that the March of the Winkies?

Now she says her prayers!

Haven’t we all been there at one time or another.