Cat's Cafe by Matt Tarpley for April 01, 2020

This comic comes right as I’m preparing to run some 5e games – first time in awhile, third time trying to run a D&D game EVER, and hopefully the first time I get to run a continuing game. XD Happy coincidence… or something more? =3

I’m slightly disappointed there’s no mention of the slime giving a hug, considering that it was reaching out for them. XD;

I wonder what Kiwi suggested.

Three cheers for Snake! Hip hip…

If the slime attacked them then that would be a Cat astrophe!

Where can I learn to play D&D?

I bet they’re playing Pugmire.

Love Rabbit’s little “eek!”

Well done, Snake! With Cat as the DM, you would have likely suceeded in your request. A natural 20 grants you access to the Slime’s Special Blend!

I love ‘Penguin thumb’!

Ah, D&D in comics. Perfect.

In ‘Puss and Boots’, Puss meets a boy who’s down on his fortune and since the King is coming through, goes up ahead and tells him that the boy is a duke. When the King asks to meet him, Puss runs ahead and goes to a shape-shifting ogre’s house and KILLS THEM without provocation (they weren’t eating the townspeople or anything), then steals their clothes and house and gives them to the boy. I don’t know why they were considered the hero of the story. (Sorry, I had to vent this someplace.)

probably something like: I take out my knife and attack!

How did I make it through the first three times without hearting this?

Honestly, this should be a real game. Where you don’t kill you make friends.

yeah…

A sea crit