Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 31, 2020

Come on Rip, more action, less speechifyin’.

Like i said yesterday be sure you leave,Rodeo behind,Rip.

Those can do those who can’t kvetch.

Ok, here’s the plan. Rodeo, you take this lit stick of dynamite and run down that back tunnel as far as you can before it blows up.

Any questions?

Ok who was the wise guy who got Rip a dictionary for Christmas and hi-lighted “fail”, “defeat”, “surrender” and “lose” amongst other words?

Is Rip slowly dying from his wounds? If he does die, that would be the first time since he was killed in August 2012.

Here’s an idea… Rodeo can keep the monster distracted, while Rip tells everyone the rest of the plan.

KA-PLAN!

Don’t be such a party pooper, Rodeo!

Rodeo would enjoy Rip’s situation even more, if his wasn’t worse. And where is the posse??

None of them seem to be constrained in any way. Why not do the obvious – run!

That cliff doesn’t seem that high. RJ could put one of the girls on his shoulders and they could have climbed out.

Broken bones hurt!

Good idea; think the ‘clan’ is smart enough to follow it?