Clay Jones for March 19, 2020

That roll doesn’t look wide enough for Trump.

The hoarding of TP proves how many a**holes there are.

I have a Guindon book of comic panels. In one a man in a macintosh and ear flap hat is standing in front of a birch tree talking. “People ask, ’Don’t you get lonely without people?’ People, I say, you know what I think about people…”

You only have to see empty grocery shelves to feel a sinking in your stomach about people. And then – to see a shift-change in the parking lot at a rural hospital and feel your throat tighten and your chest swell up. Those are people! Thank you for your service.

Seems TP is all WIPED out….hope everything COMES OUT ok!

As someone said: “A person is smart… PEOPLE are stupid!”

Use less and make it last

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKsFUiS8QPM

Amazon delivers in many guises.

As if we needed more proof of how stupid “the people” have become.

In an emergency, leaves can suffice. May I advise Trump voters to use HOLLY leaves?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyIzhRvtIJ0&t=27s

My local pub is giving customers a free roll of TP with every take-out order.

8 people arrested in California for reselling toilet paper and hand sanitizer at ridiculous prices

https://www.kmov.com/people-arrested-in-california-for-reselling-toilet-paper-and-hand/article_6fc3216e-dbb4-5c9d-b432-e64491751077.html