Pluggers by Rick McKee for March 23, 2020

I married Mrs. Right.

Didn’t know her first name was Always….

Just look yourself ! Or did you just wake up from a 48 hour nap ?

Good news is she doesn’t report your personal information and activities back to anyone.

Sadly, we do tend to answer with our interpretation of the question instead of answering the question.

Unfortunately, some (many?) pluggers seem to go through life unconscious of ordinary actions and surroundings. After 47 years of marriage and 15 years in the same house, my plugger still does not know that the light bulbs are kept on the top shelf in the laundry room, the toilet paper is kept on the floor in the linen closet, the general-purpose scissors is in the top desk drawer, the stamps and envelops are in the bottom desk drawer, and you turn off the oven timer by hitting the timer button. I refuse to locate tools, nail clippers, shoes, keys, gloves, glasses, the book he’s been reading or any other items that I have not used—I will tell him where they are supposed to be, but, since I am not a mind-reader, I can’t tell him where he left them.

And.. happy with it, Alexa, Siri, and Google don’t bake chocolate chip cookies.. or keep the laundry basket empty

When was the last time he checked the forecast himself?