Joe Heller for March 05, 2020

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    brwydave Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Be there, don’t be square. Besides its all a hoax and the VEEP has it under his personal control.

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    Radish the wordsmith  about 4 years ago

    The lying government is entirely untrustworthy.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member about 4 years ago

    I’m Mike Pence, and I approve of this strip.

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    Dtroutma  about 4 years ago

    Formula One also may be in trouble.

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    wellis1947 Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Basically, Trump meets all the criteria for being “crazy”, but he’s in such a position that no one in authority really wants to do anything about his mental frailty – historically, the only resort is “Regicide”. In the words of the “great man”, himself we’ll just wait and see what happens.

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    KenseidenXL  about 4 years ago

    Uh, the World Cup is not until 2022. It’s never held the same year as the Summer Olympics.

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    455634  about 4 years ago

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