My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 57 years old, can no longer satisfy.
I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel.
Please don’t be upset——I shall be home before midnight.
(When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table:)
My Dear Husband, I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 57 years old.
I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 57 years old.
As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach.
He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years old.
As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference.
18 goes into 57 a lot more times than 57 goes into 18. Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.
Zykoic over 1 year ago
By mounting the globe?
Qiset over 1 year ago
Someone gave my ex wife a plaque that says “All I’ll ever want is a little more than I’ll get.”
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member over 1 year ago
I kinda think I’ve earned it.
Pickled Pete over 1 year ago
Letter Of Satisfaction(Letter to Wife)
My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 57 years old, can no longer satisfy.
I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel.
Please don’t be upset——I shall be home before midnight.
(When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table:)
My Dear Husband, I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 57 years old.
I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 57 years old.
As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach.
He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years old.
As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference.
18 goes into 57 a lot more times than 57 goes into 18. Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.
rastapopilos over 1 year ago
And you will settle for…..?
goboboyd over 1 year ago
“Is that so wrong?!”
KEA over 1 year ago
♬I want it all, I want it all - I want it all, and I want it now - Queen
lawguy05 over 1 year ago
It is illusive at best.
Gent over 1 year ago
Me guess you got total satisfaction now so you stops putting new comics?
goboboyd over 1 year ago
“I can’t get me no…. " (Rolling Stones)