Rabbits Against Magic by Jonathan Lemon for February 24, 2020

This is what “Swan Lake” would have been if Tchaikovsky had been a Merry Prankster in the 1960’s.

Elvis and aliens, lol! :-)

This might explain that swan I saw eating a peanut butter, banana, and bacon sandwich . . .

And yes, it’s just what the ancient astronaut theorists had always suspected.

Well, now we know why swans are known for their vile tempers and tendency to sing “Blue Suede Shoes.”

So Elvis and E.T. are stuck treading water with a Bjork headdress.

The coloring is wrong, those are called “Grays” for a reason.