Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for February 26, 2020

oh, nice comeback, Dad

As Plods with … said about 6 hours ago…

Tony asked, about 7 hours ago the same as yesterday

Nosey?

Runny.

I mind my own business, but people with kids ought to be more nosey concerning them.

Nosey? What do you think?

You can’t say they’re reading them if they don’t understand them.

They just didn’t have time to go to the optometrist.

because i’m your parent and i pay for this phone.

The survey said!

Just to check if you are communicating with terrorists and don’t know it!!! Heh, heh!!!

Great answer. But get rid of the question mark.

I’m not a parent, but it seems to me that kids need to have some privacy, and a diary should be considered very private. Otherwise, the parents will lose all respect and the kids will learn to never trust or confide in them.

because we got you the phone, you are on our plan, and we pay the bill…..next ?

all this will do is compel junior to delete his texts

Tony asked, about 45 minutes ago for tomorrow’s strip

Busy?

Good night, Plods.

And the new one is:

Busy?

Oh yes. Always… Where’s the snark button?