Overboard by Chip Dunham for March 13, 2020

“There are only three rows.”

[Turns around and leaves.]

Watch out for the fine print, crew.

ALL the rats will make it a full house, and a full meal for the wolves!!

If that “truth” was not printed, how many of the mice would attend?

Maybe all of them..but….it only took 1-2 intelligent mice to outthink a pack of hungry wolves, didn’t it? Lolol…

TBF roller derby advertises suicide seating (with good reason).

If companies were really true in their advertising we probably wouldn’t use many of their products / services either.

Gallagher considered this idea but didn’t go with it.

Is that little Ellie or her GGGGGGGGGGGgrandaughter.

it’s it ok if I bring my own chair and sit behind?

Invite Scratch.

Wolves eat mice. What does Scratch eat?

Good afternoon Crew!

Yup—marketing can make or break ya. Looks like it was break in this case.

Happy Friday, Crew.