So much for making a silk purse out of a sheep’s ear.
A friend of mine told me recently he wanted to ask me something but forgot what it was. I asked if he wanted to know how I became so handsome. He said I could curse my luck on that one. He’s just jealous.
i_am_the_jam about 4 years ago
Not “cute” people. “Handsome” people. And it’s true. Good looking criminals, on average, get lower sentences than the ugly ones.
Jeff0811 about 4 years ago
So much for making a silk purse out of a sheep’s ear.
A friend of mine told me recently he wanted to ask me something but forgot what it was. I asked if he wanted to know how I became so handsome. He said I could curse my luck on that one. He’s just jealous.
Plods with ...™ about 4 years ago
Sheep Drowns in Dishwater No arrests made. Justifiable homocide.
B.comics.61 about 4 years ago
That sink has no faucets.