Ozy and Millie by Dana Simpson for January 18, 2022

Whether your opinion means you’re an optimist or a pessimist depends entirely on what state you want the glass to be in.

Engineers tend to say that the glass is too large. Chemists say it’s 100% full: 50 H₂O 39% N₂ 10.5% O₂ and miscellaneous others.

I’m in the “Beer mug is always full” group.

We’ll beer with you, then.

Would it disturb your metaphysical world if I told you that somebody stole my glass?

How about persons who poison the water?