Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for February 13, 2020

What does Betty do? Knit?

I can only handle one thing at a time

Beats eating on the commode. That’s disgusting.

I’m proud to say I never have to spend enough time to do anything else.

Does he mean time to complete #1, #2, or #1 and #2?

wanna cut down on toilet-sitting time?……get a bidet

More greens & fiber…Buddy..

Give it up Betty, quit beating a dead horse.

True Story. Years ago a new millwright working on the piping accidentally connected a compressed air line to the water supply to the men’s restroom. This, combined with an old man who often flushed while sitting down, gave a new definition to the word “enema”…