Due to an unexpected high volume of calls all of our operators are busy at this time. Your call is important to us. Please stay on the line. If you believe this press 1. If you can think of a more reassuring message press 2. If you know that we’re full of s##t press 3. See ya.
SHAKEDOWNVILLE about 4 years ago
Better off just “buttoning” your lip.
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member about 4 years ago
“… press three.” CLICK!
William Bednar Premium Member about 4 years ago
“If you’re looking for ventilators, press 0”.
paul about 4 years ago
I thought Facebook was for the first two.
Zebrastripes about 4 years ago
Where’s " talk to a representative" press 7 Or Stay on the line….?
chromosome Premium Member about 4 years ago
For OCD, press 6 over and over…
The Reader Premium Member about 4 years ago
To get scammed, press four.
cuzinron47 about 4 years ago
Press 3 to hear our muzak for hours, cause we don’t care.
the lost wizard about 4 years ago
Due to an unexpected high volume of calls all of our operators are busy at this time. Your call is important to us. Please stay on the line. If you believe this press 1. If you can think of a more reassuring message press 2. If you know that we’re full of s##t press 3. See ya.
erin.adamic Premium Member about 4 years ago
No joke here. This is a brilliant idea.
WCraft Premium Member about 4 years ago
Or, hang on the line for a foreign phone operator who will continuously say “I understand…” and not have any real authority to do anything.
LrdSlvrhnd about 4 years ago
What’s the number of this hotline? Asking for… me. Screw my friends!