Frank and Ernest by Thaves for January 30, 2020

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    B UTTONS  over 4 years ago

    The digital assistant plays “50 ways to leave your lover” when he asks for an update from his dating apps.

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    cubswin2016  over 4 years ago

    This personal assistant will explode in five seconds.

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    1953Baby  over 4 years ago

    Beware of software gaining sentience. I remember an esseff short story about home machinery—vacuum cleaners, in particular—gaining sentience and, after “cleaning” the house of all dirt and inhabitants, trundling down the front steps of the house and heading for the next one in the neighborhood. . .Bradbury, maybe?

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    sandpiper  over 4 years ago

    Considering it probably has helped increase his debt load, maybe he should sing sayonara and whack it.

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    JudyAz  over 4 years ago

    Haven’t had my coffee yet. On first read, I thought panel 1 said “dental assistant”, and started looking for the pun.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member over 4 years ago

    budget (n.) a schedule for going into debt systematically

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    InTraining  over 4 years ago

    Just call 91bankrupt Mr. Frank… That will be $150… Good-by…!

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