Family Tree by Signe Wilkinson for October 03, 2021

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Woman says, "David and I are balancing our budget by not having a baby." Maggie says, "Bad idea!" Woman says, "Why? Without kids, you and Ames could have pursued fame and fortune!" Maggie says, "Exactly!" Maggie says, "I would have had money, time and enough sleep to look semi-attractive." Maggie says, "Pedicured toes are the devil's playground! Think of the mischief..." Maggie says, "Which could have broken up our marriage..." Maggie says, "Which would have thrown us into court and left us broke and unhappy." Woman says, "Umm...your point?" Maggie says, "Have another baby!" Maggie says, "Kids save you money!" Woman says, "Right-o. I'll have 2." Woman says, "That's it. no more Pinot for Maggie."