Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for December 15, 2022

Lured by a decoy

It’s a draw.

But one has sound effects.

“Look out! Duck!” … “Look out! Duck!”

Neither of them are what they are quacked up to be.

“Rubber Duckie you’re the one…”

Those insults have no effect on them. They’re like water off both their backs.

…we’ll at least I can quack….all you do is bob around the pond!

If it quacks like a duck it must be a duck.

That’s what you get when you use a quacked up dating app

Witch! at least they weigh the same as one…