Pot-Shots by Ashleigh Brilliant for May 02, 2022

If you want to become a pet owner for the first time, you don’t want to leave it up to luck alone. There is a learning curve, so it’d probably be best to start with a hamster. They live for 5 days and don’t require any food or water.

The problem is that you assumed that it meant beginner’s good luck.

Never play bridge or gin rummy with tarot cards.