Jeff Danziger for December 23, 2019

He needed to lose weight, anyway.

Putin doesn’t want to help. He just helped him in the election because he wanted to weaken the US.

Thatz a bad diet for those gators. All that fast-food and soda and all.

Don’t worry, Putin’s Bitch, Moscow Mitch and Ms. Leningrad Lindsey will pitch in to help trump the chump… just like they have been PAID TO DO by Vlad!

Putin has already helped him enough and we would find out exactly how much if we ever got the tax returns and other financial data.

Is that “various poisons?”

Jeff Bazos is not the Richest person in the World. Putin has personal command of an entire nations treasure and natural resources. It cost him nothing to Lend Trump a billion dollars funded through Deutschabank and then Push him to run for office. He had no idea Trump would win so it has been an unexpected windfall.

It is the Greatest Long Con ever Played and its victims are all Americans.

If you had any geopolitical sense in 2016, you would have been aware that the main thrust of the Russian “help” in the political arena wasn’t necessarily to get Trump elected, it was to get Clinton defeated. Putin detested Clinton and blamed her for the unrest in the last Russian election!

The Russians were willing to support ANYONE contesting with Clinton! They’d already sewn up republicans by essentially buying their loyalty through their control of the money pipeline out of their American political group, the domestic terrorist organisation known as the American Rifle Association. (Why else do you think the head of the American Green party was sitting at the Russian State Television awards table with Putin and General Flynn?)

When Trump was nominated by the Republicans, Putin and the Russian G.R.U. organization had a serious “Oh, Sh*t” moment inside their headquarters. They “knew” two things – first was that they ‘owned’ Trump, right down to his toenails (after all they’d been financing his business empire for a decade, at that point), secondly, in their opinion, he didn’t have a snowball’s chance hell of winning – at that time they didn’t believe that Americans would ever put one of their own guys into the highest office in America.

Putin and his boys have since drastically revised the American electorate’s intelligence level downward.

Trump is extremely difficult to control as he is basically mentally unstable, but they really just want “chaos” in Americas political system (they also want relief from sanctions America and the world put on Russia from “reacquiring” Crimea and trying to take back Ukraine – but Trump is working diligently on all of that, and, once he’s reelected, he’ll throw foo the fetters Congress has placed on his good buddy, Vlad, and Exxon will be allowed to exploit Russia’s vast oil resources and everybody associated with Putin and his fellow oligarchs will be swimming in money, and everyone who opposed them in any way…

VOTE BLUE 2020!!

An old joke:

You lose sight of the original task of draining the swamp (like tiny said [ya right]) when you are up to your ass in alligators.

Putin’s in it for himself. Not unlike “our” guy. But Putin’s smarter, meaner, better connected and has at least something on the Maroon which is causing him to support whatever Putin wants, every time. As soon as il Douche becomes a liability, Putin will drop him like a hot rock.

. . . “when you are up to your a$$ in alligators, it is difficult to remember that your first initiative was to drain the swamp!”

Didn’t trump assure US, that he was going to drain the DC swamp? He lied!

Poor mister trump….nobody loves him. Sad.

I don’t understand this cartoon. What or who do the alligators represent? What help does the president need that the senate won’t provide?