The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for January 02, 2020

Everything is bound to get worse from this point on, Brutus.

The second day of the second decade of the second millennium.

Things begin when you get out of bed.

Got a year to go to start a new decade but who’s counting?

Baby steps.

The new decade doesn’t start until 2021

Today is the best day of the year, as I have reached 79 and am feeling fine

Watch out for the Lego Wilberforce left on the floor when you step out of bed. It may be an omen about how the rest of your day/year will go.

Wait till your feet hit the floor, Brutus.

As long as you stay in bed.

For tax purposes, it’s best to be born on New Year’s Eve, and die on New Year’s Day.

And then Cheeto Mussolini had to go and instigate war with Iran.