OK, so my truck smells like pipe tobacco and there’s “a few” empty Cope cans. The one who must be obeyed: “I’m not getting in there until you clear it out and dump that ashtray!” So two or three times a year, a cleaning takes place. Much grumbling is involved.
I had a boss who had such an awful beater of a pickup truck… loose steering, scary brakes. When someone needed to borrow it (for our work) he’d throw them the keys, and say, “Keep it between the ditches!”
Templo S.U.D. over 4 years ago
is he planning on taking public transport, Über, or Lyft?
Watcher over 4 years ago
From the looks of it, there must a lot of living things in it.
Breadboard over 4 years ago
Nothing like good old shoe leather express !
kjohn4953 over 4 years ago
some pluggers have 3 or 4 cars or trucks parked at home.
david_42 over 4 years ago
Or the loaner from the shop is 15 years newer than your ride.
the lost wizard over 4 years ago
Change the gas and fill it up with oil.
KEA over 4 years ago
This is the opposite of that, but it still cracks me up. A friend has a bumper sticker that says. YES, THIS IS MY TRUCK. NO, YOU CAN’T BORROW IT.
Sassy's Mom over 4 years ago
At least owners of those cars rarely have to worry about having their car stolen…..
BearHamilton over 4 years ago
OK, so my truck smells like pipe tobacco and there’s “a few” empty Cope cans. The one who must be obeyed: “I’m not getting in there until you clear it out and dump that ashtray!” So two or three times a year, a cleaning takes place. Much grumbling is involved.
Vaporman over 4 years ago
I had a boss who had such an awful beater of a pickup truck… loose steering, scary brakes. When someone needed to borrow it (for our work) he’d throw them the keys, and say, “Keep it between the ditches!”
I got a big laugh the day I said, “HOW??”