Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for December 16, 2019

Well, it might keep ‘em from driving and texting.

Those be some well rendered stoners!

I hope Dan registered that hiPHone name for when it really catches on next year!

Does it have a compartment for snacks?

So we have to sell a kidney to buy this one too?

Now you can burn out your lungs by toking and talking.

Coming soon-sang·froid android??

Dave’s not here man!

Aren’t we brain-dead enough already? Also, where can I get one?

You know, it turned out that all those people getting sick from vaping were using the pot pods….

Comes with a free case of Cheetos!

Don’t give them any ideas, Dan!

Is this thing on?