♫ I would never be a loner, if I could raise a boner,
♫ And catch a pretty chick.
♫ We could have some goody-goody with my ever-ready woody
♫ If I only had a dick.
♫ I would take her to Niagara, I wouldn’t need Viagra,
♫ ’Cuz I could do the trick.
♫ I’d say “Miss I beg your pardon, would you like to see my hard-on?”
Not mutually exclusive.
Most guys think with it, anyway…
A straw man argument if I ever heard one.
He’ll need The Blue Fairy from Pinocchio for that one
I bet you would scarecrow hanging out with Dorthy (?) so much !!! lol
Pastis is wondering why the comic board censor is always bothering him and not Collins and his commenters.
I suppose the Tin Woodman doesn’t have any problems along those lines.
Leroy over 4 years ago
♫ I would never be a loner, if I could raise a boner,
♫ And catch a pretty chick.
♫ We could have some goody-goody with my ever-ready woody
♫ If I only had a dick.
♫ I would take her to Niagara, I wouldn’t need Viagra,
♫ ’Cuz I could do the trick.
♫ I’d say “Miss I beg your pardon, would you like to see my hard-on?”
♫ If I only had a dick.
DaBoogadie over 4 years ago
Not mutually exclusive.
J Quest over 4 years ago
Most guys think with it, anyway…
cdnalor over 4 years ago
A straw man argument if I ever heard one.
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 4 years ago
He’ll need The Blue Fairy from Pinocchio for that one
sparkle 13 Premium Member over 4 years ago
I bet you would scarecrow hanging out with Dorthy (?) so much !!! lol
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member over 4 years ago
Pastis is wondering why the comic board censor is always bothering him and not Collins and his commenters.
AndrewSihler over 4 years ago
I suppose the Tin Woodman doesn’t have any problems along those lines.