Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for December 04, 2019
December 03, 2019
December 05, 2019
Transcript:
Sunset Gardens Elder Care Center The reason you get no new enrollment here is that your tenants look like they're sitting around waiting for death. We recommend a complete overhaul of facilities, staff, and workflow. Uh... Well... We were hoping... Hahahahaha! Just kidding we have a marketing solution. Sunset Gardens Elder Care Center This week only! Sitting around waiting for death world championship!
Ida No over 4 years ago
There can be only one winner left standing!
Algolei I over 4 years ago
Wait. I thought “sitting around waiting for death” was the meaning of life?
That’s pretty much the only thing I really remember learning in high school.
gnome over 4 years ago
Life is a sexually transmitted disease…. and it’s terminal….
NWdryad over 4 years ago
This is dishearteningly accurate.