Rubes by Leigh Rubin for December 08, 2019

  1. Beer o clock
    Doug Taylor Premium Member over 4 years ago

    How do you kill a blue Woolly Mammoth?

    With a blue Woolly Mammoth spear.

    How do you kill a brown Woolly Mammoth?

    Twist it’s trunk until it turns blue then stab it with a blue Woolly Mammoth spear.

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  2. Facepalm bear 2
    Lablubber   over 4 years ago

    Down on the tundraOut in the streetWoolly and the Poor Boys are playin’Bring a nickel, tap your feet

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  3. Stinker
    cuzinron47  over 4 years ago

    He’s also a Darwin award candidate.

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