Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 13, 2019

Probably didn’t share pancakes.

Push that knife in real hard Rip and twist it as it goes in.

Ka-OBLIVIOUS!

I hope you have Cobra’s phone number on your phone, Rip.

Next he’ll tell him to “man up,” whatever that’s supposed to mean.

Did Junior change clothes after little incident, when Rip revealed El Tornado’s identity? Because I seem to recall he’s been in black through out this story until now.

Has anyone thought to check on Sopapilla? She’s pretty much the reason they’re here.

Breezy never really did explain why she went back to Rip….

I’m less interested in WHY Jenkins became a supervillain than in HOW. He wasn’t exactly the most dangerous knife in the drawer. Did he have mechanical assistance or does that whole Charles Atlas workout REALLY turn you into a man?

I’m thinking… All of the above?

KA-VILLAINOUS INSANITY!

Maybe Rip eating the last slice of pizza is what turned Jenkins evil.