Pickles by Brian Crane for December 21, 2019

you’re not helping, Earl

I’ve found that most vacuums are fake unless you pay up to buy new filters WAY too often.

Well that would suck.

Fake needles abhor a fake vacuum!

I bet it was the cat.

it’s a sign that you’re going to need a new fake tree next year!

A Roomba for the fake needles…

Nature abhors a fake vacuum.

An early slogan for Hoover vacuums was “they really suck”

Once a comedian, ALWAYS a comedian.

Blame the cat as maxpower6969 discovered 5 hours ago

If they had a fake maid it would already be cleaned up

I’m gonna fake concern about this phenomenon.

The cat’s probably been at it.

I’ve seen baby elephants do wonders with that kind of work.

Roscoe might be up in there !!! lol

We have the same problem. To be fair, it was a free fake tree, so beggars can’t be choosers and all that.

We had a big artificial for years and even before the end it never dropped needles. What did kill it was in box in a storage area when we lived in Lousy LV. So had to get a small one for the new place we moved in anyway so got a small one and a beautiful sleigh table that to this day all my friends want my sleigh table LOL

Just create a perfect vacuum and your troubles will be over as it moves in a conversion wave at light speed altering things to fit that new structure. Life isn’t expected to survive the conversion to the new vacuum paradigm.