The pulse rate has dropped to zero. We’re losing it.
unless the rock has a zoological fossil printed on it, would you still take it to a veterinarian?
Do people still have pet rocks?
Never take your pet for “granite”.
Evidently pet rocks last a long time.
But he’s got a cold cold heart.
What’s afflicting it… lichens?
Pet rocks are easy to diagnose; they are either hard and cold or soft and slimy; either way they are dead.
I hope it doesn’t need a vaccination…
Take it to the IRS to get some blood work.
I had one once; however, someone took it. Sad for me now.
June 27, 2016
June 28, 2021
sirbadger over 4 years ago
The pulse rate has dropped to zero. We’re losing it.
Templo S.U.D. over 4 years ago
unless the rock has a zoological fossil printed on it, would you still take it to a veterinarian?
Purple People Eater over 4 years ago
Do people still have pet rocks?
Geophyzz over 4 years ago
Never take your pet for “granite”.
carlzr over 4 years ago
Evidently pet rocks last a long time.
Jeffin Premium Member over 4 years ago
But he’s got a cold cold heart.
KEA over 4 years ago
What’s afflicting it… lichens?
thuddriver01 over 4 years ago
Pet rocks are easy to diagnose; they are either hard and cold or soft and slimy; either way they are dead.
fix-n-fly over 4 years ago
I hope it doesn’t need a vaccination…
Not Again over 4 years ago
Take it to the IRS to get some blood work.
Iwa Iniki over 4 years ago
I had one once; however, someone took it. Sad for me now.