Read a story about a guy who came in every week, bought the same middling-expensive pizza and carried it out in this orientation. Finally, the cashier, who had just given notice, had to ask why!
Turns out he hates pizza, but this is his night to feed his teen-age curmudgeon son, who will eat nothing that’s not pizza. (Talk about passive-aggressive!)
santa72404 over 4 years ago
Ringing the doorbell?
rhllandr over 4 years ago
Maybe carrying the pizza box sideways?
Concretionist over 4 years ago
Read a story about a guy who came in every week, bought the same middling-expensive pizza and carried it out in this orientation. Finally, the cashier, who had just given notice, had to ask why!
Turns out he hates pizza, but this is his night to feed his teen-age curmudgeon son, who will eat nothing that’s not pizza. (Talk about passive-aggressive!)
Mentor397 over 4 years ago
I always knocked, whether there was a doorbell or not. Shave-and-a-haircut.
Lablubber over 4 years ago
Still better than frozen.
cuzinron47 over 4 years ago
Then he tossed it like a Frizzbie.