Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for November 28, 2019

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 4 years ago

    Hi(gh)-vis(ual) waistcoats must mean reflective vests.

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    Manoj Koshy  over 4 years ago

    Can’t argue with that.

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    Dirty Dragon  over 4 years ago

    And shame on you for punishing best practices, Mister Crown Prosecutor.

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    DannyDing1  over 4 years ago

    So, Chalkie is Chalkie White.

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    Daniel Verburg  over 4 years ago

    A proof that Brits and Americans don’t speak the same English!

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    enigmamz  over 4 years ago

    They were just borrowing the barrow, your Honour! It was only labeled as “theft” when they were nicked before they could return it!!!

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    WoodstockJack  over 4 years ago

    Take off your hat in court, Capp.

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    cuzinron47  over 4 years ago

    “It was an emergency temporary nick your honor, he was so drunk he couldn’t walk home.”

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    tcayer  over 4 years ago

    Andy can claim innocence by reason of unconsciousness. Chalkie stole the wheelbarrow!

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    Lynnjav  over 4 years ago

    Happy anniversary! Congratulations on reaching a golden milestone.

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    Linguist  over 4 years ago

    Does the judge really think that they were stealing the wheelbarrow while wearing those bright hi-vis vests that could be seen for miles around? Does he really think that they were that stupid or drunk?

    What’s that? Oh, right! We are talking about Andy & Chalkie, aren’t we?

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    tad1  over 4 years ago

    I wear one of those hi-vis vests when I go out walking so cars can see me on cloudy days. ( I wear a lot of dark clothes otherwise.)

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    pcolli  over 4 years ago

    Again they draw a gavel which isn’t used in UK courts.

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