Thatababy by Paul Trap for November 26, 2019

so close

Nope, this doesn’t remind me of anything.

It’s the same thing like attempted robbery or murder.

You were out I the corner so you wouldn’t see her eat it.

Attempted burglary? How is that even a crime? Do they give out Nobel prizes for attempted science?

Attempted crimes aren’t really crimes…right?

Don’t worry, in the future AI will predict when you will commit a crime and arrest you before you have even thought about it.

My mother loved to bake so there were always cookies in the cookie jar. Every time my friend came over he would take one—“just to make sure they were not poisoned”. I always admired his selfless act.

I was so tempted to send this to tRump’s supporters, every Republican in Congress, and even the President himself (maybe a cartoon would hold his attention for a few seconds, and he’d finally get it? Nah.) On second thought, I realized that the only response it would elicit would be, “Right? See? That’s what we’ve been saying!”

so true…