Tim Campbell for November 07, 2019

Already at that last stage with Bonespurs rally excerpts we can’t avoid if we turn on any “news”.

That’s why there are mute buttons on remote controls.

Oh, if I were king, I’d:

Make Xmas wait until after Thanksgiving.

Make cars into Faraday cages for cell phone signals

Outlaw perfumed detergent, dryer sheets and deodorant.

Install real Pinocchio noses on anybody who purports to speak the truth.

Ban stretch pants on anybody with a BMI over 30

And see to it that political ads running more than 6 weeks before any election cause their candidate to break out with Acne Rosacea, flatulence and blisters on their palms.

the last is the worst.

Hair Groppenfuror’s presidency should be banned by the Geneva Convention, any amount of time it is in existence is cruel and unusual punishment for the U.S.

NO ROBO CALLS!

Last I heard political ads are required watching.

Canada and Australian run their Federal election campaigns in less than two months… why the heck is the American one so long?

On my planet, the incumbent is not allowed to campaign. They can make an announcement as to their desire to be reelected, but can not “stump” for anyone, including themselves. In other words, they must run on the merits of their accomplishments. Oh, and negative ads are forbidden.

If only it would be that easy…. Utopia might actually be possible.

It’s too bad that a lot of Americans, particularly evangelicals, don’t have better crap detectors.

This is just way too accurate Tim ♥ Well done.

So not looking forward to the last one…….