Cleats by Bill Hinds for November 30, 2022
November 29, 2022
December 01, 2022
Transcript:
Coach Nordling: At this late date, son, we probably won't have a lot of trees to choose from, but we can probably negotiate a bargain price. And look, the first tree we walk up to is perfect! Salesman: I'll knock $10 off the price if you buy it before you see the other side. Coach Nordling: See what I mean, son?
William Bednar Premium Member over 1 year ago
When coach gets the tree home, he’ll hang a lot of ornaments and lights on the branches, then turn the “bad side” to the wall and no one will notice.
ajr58(1) over 1 year ago
“That’s not one of those trees that drops it’s needles, is it?” “Nah – that’s them balsams.”.”
ajr58(1) over 1 year ago
“ I’ll thrown in some rope and tie it to your car for you.”
Ellis97 over 1 year ago
Now that’s quite a deal.
RadioDial Premium Member over 1 year ago
That’s what pruning shears are for.
suelou over 1 year ago
It will be a perfect corner tree!
DaBump Premium Member over 1 year ago
Half off. Then you take it home, chop those odd limbs off the bad side, prop it up against a wall and have a lovely Christmas tree and more room!