They forgot the Narrow Jump, the Diskette Throw, and the Pole Lay, as well as the Weight Leaving competition, the Low Dive, and the Shot Put Back. Why, he’s missing all the good stuff. The problem is they had no competitors because no one bothered to try out.
My sport is falling down. Most people in my gym classes thought my name was “Are you alright?” Because that’s what my gym teachers asked me after I landed in a heap.
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
Water polo without Marco Polo
Snoots over 4 years ago
They forgot the Narrow Jump, the Diskette Throw, and the Pole Lay, as well as the Weight Leaving competition, the Low Dive, and the Shot Put Back. Why, he’s missing all the good stuff. The problem is they had no competitors because no one bothered to try out.
InTraining over 4 years ago
Don’t forget breathing…!
Mighty Phavahg over 4 years ago
I’ve entered the Procrastination Decathlon. I mean, when I get a chance I will. Soon, for sure.
Snoots over 4 years ago
The synchronized sweating part seems unrealistic, as it would require leaving the air-conditioned lounge.
Argythree over 4 years ago
My kind of sports…
marilynnbyerly over 4 years ago
My sport is falling down. Most people in my gym classes thought my name was “Are you alright?” Because that’s what my gym teachers asked me after I landed in a heap.