I can just see the personal ad for that. Maybe change things up a bit. Change ‘sweet and dainty’ to ‘likes long walks on the beach’, and change ‘fix a car and chop firewood’ to ‘good with her hands and varied interests’. (There will always be time to get into specifics once she’s hooked.)
Let’s see… (looks at my resume) I’m 5’1" and have tiny wrists and hands, so yeah, dainty. Sweet? H’mm… Yeah I could fake that. I’ve chopped firewood, but it as a looooong time ago. :D I can still fix a flat, though. Can’t actually repair an engine, BUT I can (and have) replumbed a toilet blindfolded (LONG story as to how and why I did that!) and can run a table-saw, jigsaw, drill press and band sander also blindfolded (same long story) etc. I can ride and train a horse or a dog, Well… just training the latter… As Robert Heinlein said “Specialization is for insects” HOWEVER, the sticking point is this.. will I actually sleep with a sheep ? Not a CHANCE, Bubba!! Not a chance!
Jeff0811 over 4 years ago
I can just see the personal ad for that. Maybe change things up a bit. Change ‘sweet and dainty’ to ‘likes long walks on the beach’, and change ‘fix a car and chop firewood’ to ‘good with her hands and varied interests’. (There will always be time to get into specifics once she’s hooked.)
SylviSterling over 4 years ago
Let’s see… (looks at my resume) I’m 5’1" and have tiny wrists and hands, so yeah, dainty. Sweet? H’mm… Yeah I could fake that. I’ve chopped firewood, but it as a looooong time ago. :D I can still fix a flat, though. Can’t actually repair an engine, BUT I can (and have) replumbed a toilet blindfolded (LONG story as to how and why I did that!) and can run a table-saw, jigsaw, drill press and band sander also blindfolded (same long story) etc. I can ride and train a horse or a dog, Well… just training the latter… As Robert Heinlein said “Specialization is for insects” HOWEVER, the sticking point is this.. will I actually sleep with a sheep ? Not a CHANCE, Bubba!! Not a chance!
rgcviper over 4 years ago
Again … ??