Sadly, this is NOT beyond the reach of something that FAT FU#%ER WOULD TRY!!!! And his IGNORANT, BONE STUPID BRAIN-DEAD FOLLOWERS WOULD BELIEVE HIM, TOO!!!!!
I would bet at MOST 2% of the American public would be able to locate the Ukraine on an outline map. Really no change as I remember a survey in 1968 and 2/3 of those survey could not locate Vietnam.
The food might still be spelled that way, but I would like to think the creator is doing a very subtle burn on Russophile MAGA-hats #CorrectUA #KyivNotKiev
Panel 3 is already happening. We’re probably not far from panel 4 either. Panel 2 would probably happen if Chick Fil-A or Cracker Barrel added Chicken Kiev to their menus. Panel 1 is the least realistic, since Trump’s coke-fueled brain worms wouldn’t allow him to A: Properly locate which continent Ukraine is in, let alone where specifically, and B: get through “Globalist Globes” without falling over and bursting into flames. He can’t even use the words “bless” and “states” in the same sentence without faceplanting.
As soon as you allow even one lie to be just as real as the truth, you have opened the door to chaos. We are now living in a fiction! … and it’s very confusing for those of us who used to be living in a real world.
The Republicans need to brand themselves a terrorist organization and deport themselves. Every time one of them opens their mouth America suffers another embarrassment. /s
Masterskrain Premium Member over 4 years ago
Sadly, this is NOT beyond the reach of something that FAT FU#%ER WOULD TRY!!!! And his IGNORANT, BONE STUPID BRAIN-DEAD FOLLOWERS WOULD BELIEVE HIM, TOO!!!!!
PraiseofFolly over 4 years ago
SHAZAM! It could work. Now, which FOX commentator to plant it with first?
Radish the wordsmith over 4 years ago
Please stop voting for right wingers, they hate everything except money.
Pontiac Mick over 4 years ago
Oh, for money sakes can’t you just report the facts?
Gen.Flashman over 4 years ago
I would bet at MOST 2% of the American public would be able to locate the Ukraine on an outline map. Really no change as I remember a survey in 1968 and 2/3 of those survey could not locate Vietnam.
channaher Premium Member over 4 years ago
The food might still be spelled that way, but I would like to think the creator is doing a very subtle burn on Russophile MAGA-hats #CorrectUA #KyivNotKiev
moosemin over 4 years ago
Although there is some humor in Jen’s ‘toon, the reality of trump’s handlers is not far off.
Barry Onyx over 4 years ago
Panel 3 is already happening. We’re probably not far from panel 4 either. Panel 2 would probably happen if Chick Fil-A or Cracker Barrel added Chicken Kiev to their menus. Panel 1 is the least realistic, since Trump’s coke-fueled brain worms wouldn’t allow him to A: Properly locate which continent Ukraine is in, let alone where specifically, and B: get through “Globalist Globes” without falling over and bursting into flames. He can’t even use the words “bless” and “states” in the same sentence without faceplanting.
Concretionist over 4 years ago
As soon as you allow even one lie to be just as real as the truth, you have opened the door to chaos. We are now living in a fiction! … and it’s very confusing for those of us who used to be living in a real world.
pamela welch Premium Member over 4 years ago
Brilliant!
kentmarx36 over 4 years ago
The Republicans need to brand themselves a terrorist organization and deport themselves. Every time one of them opens their mouth America suffers another embarrassment. /s
theincrediblebulk over 4 years ago
Kurds aren’t people. They are something you eat with whey while sitting on a tuffet.
rlaker22j over 4 years ago
it’s just like the south in the civil war they still can’t believe they lost but they did
FreyjaRN Premium Member over 4 years ago
Do you know how to make Chicken Kiev? First you preheat the city to 350F…
A# 466 over 4 years ago
Probably won’t be any Syria after the Russians, Iranians, Iraqis, Turks, etc. finish it off.