Strange Brew by John Deering for November 02, 2019

I guess fast food pants are stretch pants.

Buy them, go eat, return them for they don’t fit.

In our house, we call them “buffet pants”. Gotta have that elastic waist band!

…or there’s a lunch counter in isle 6! BURP!

Answer a question for me: Why do obese people (men and women) wear stretchy yoga pants when it is obvious those pants have never even seen a yoga mat? How about putting them on and actually doing some exercise? Or changing when you go outside.

When I go out, I sometimes dress casually, not like a casualty. There’s a difference.

I think that it might be because they easier to put on than actually grabbing a pair of trousers and using a belt or even suspenders.

The scarey bit is that the these folk might actually think that it makes them look sexy.

The November 1 strip was skipped.

Don’t forget Beer Belly!

Fast food for some faster predator!

Some of my inlaws are just big people. Seriously big. They tend to wear 3X (or larger) sizes and their vehicles tend to sag left after a few years. But they’re neither (much) fast-food eaters nor fat. And they’re very handy to have around when you need that kind of weight or musculature.

PS: Since I wear “L” sizes, I find that particular display to be not just silly, but wrong.

This 15 years after “Super Size Me.”

Don’t forget “beer lover.”